true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
the time I tried to read 50 Shades of Grey for about 90 seconds
breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:
And then I was like, Has this author ever actually had sex?
Ever?
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
Kanye West getting deep on twitter
ugh thank you yeezus for blessing
Ye`»»
(Source: elenacupcakegilbert)
