postdrift:

Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.

anyways who wants to lick my clit

(Source: haemus)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

191,031 plays My Neck My Back Khia

georgiaokweeffe:

*slow dances w my husband to this at our wedding*

(Source: voluntell)


(Source: pinkmanjesse)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

(Source: waverace64)